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Having obtained sworn statements from key members of staff at a top London hotel, Sports Offensive this morning travelled to the FA's HQ in Soho Square to present our dossier on the top secret meeting between superagent Pini Zahavi, Ashley Cole, Peter Kenyon and Jose Mourhino. Here are the sensational revelations.
09.00 Pini Zahavi arrives. Asks hotel boss for complete secrecy. Hotel boss assures Mr. Zahavi of the hotel's total discretion.
09.15 Jose Mourhino arrives in disguise, wearing solid gold suit of armour and mounted on white stallion. Orders English breakfast tea, a wholemeal scone with apricot preserve and a plate of carrots for the horse.
09.30 Ashley Cole arrives on moped. Mr. Mourhino stands in corner of room with visor shut and refuses to address Cole directly. A hotel waiter enters with breakfast and proceeds to noisily affix webcam to mantelpiece.
09.45 The meeting commences. Peter Kenyon asks Pini Zahavi how much Ashley Cole would need to bet on virtual sports in william hill to Chelsea. A figure of eighty thousand pounds a week is mentioned. Mr. Kenyon asks Mr. Mourhino if this is acceptable. The horse taps his hooves twice. This means yes.
09.50 Ashley Cole phones mum and tells her to splash out and book two weeks at Butlins instead of one. Hotel manager enters carrying shoulder bag containing hidden video camera, asks if the guests require anything else. One tap of hooves: more carrots.
09.55 Cole and Kenyon shake hands. Horse eats Zahavi's hairpiece. Zahavi rushes out clutching cushion to bald pate. Forgets to pay bill.
10.00 Kenyon opens cupboard to retrieve coat. Discovers hotel employee with huge furry microphone. Employee pretends to dust inside of cupboard with microphone and hands Kenyon his coat.
11.00 Kenyon, Cole and Mourhino congratulate selves on cleverness of secret meeting leave. Kenyon slips in horse droppings as hotel staff gathers to wave their famous guests off. Cole poses for pictures with head chef.
Alphabetical List of Sports Injuries:
» Achilles Tendon Rupture
» Achilles Tendonitis
» Calf Pull, Strain, or Tear
» Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness (DOMS)
» Dislocated Shoulder
» Golfer’s Elbow (Medial Epicondylitis)
» Groin Pull, Strain, or Tear
» Hamstring Pull, Strain, or Tear
» Heel Spurs (Bone Spurs)
» High Ankle Sprain (Syndesmotic Ankle Sprain)
» Iliotibial Band Syndrome (ITBS)
» Little League Elbow (Medial Epicondylitis)
» Morton’s Neuroma (Plantar Neuroma)
» Plantar Fasciitis
» Runner’s Knee (Chondromalacia Patellae)
» Separated Shoulder
» Sever’s Disease (Calcaneal Apophysitis)
» Shin Splints
» Sprained AC Joint
» Sprained Ankle
» Stress Fracture (Hairline Fracture)
» Tennis Elbow (Lateral Epicondylitis)
» Torn Rotator Cuff
» Turf Toe (Metatarsalphalangeal Joint Sprain)